Samael "Honest Sam" Evil

Born at approximately the dawning of human consciousness, I, Samael Evil, have watched and, when the opportunity presents itself, preyed upon humankind for generations. Like all of my kind, I have always possessed an insatiable appetite for all things sick and twisted, but my personal fascination is with willing supplication to the sublimely horrific. Over the course of history I have drawn both nourishment and amusement from such commonplace human activities as denial, betrayal, and all forms of "romantic" mind games.

Now in the present age, I see vast opportunities for demonkind in the extension of e-commerce into the spiritual realm. Surely my kind should take advantage of technological advances just as your kind does. Innovation and opportunism, combined with a very wide sadistic streak, are the things that make me the wonderful demon that I am. (Several thousand years of practice at certain nightly rituals may also contribute to positive reviews. ;)

My likes and dislikes in this post-modern world:
Likes: serial killers, gothic rock songs about me, severely fucked-up video games, "Mermaid in a Manhole", heltir and the rest of "the family", any porn in which someone gets hurt.
Dislikes: children, pets (real or digital), chemical excuse-making, advertising and everything else on television, romantic comedies (unless someone dies), slavery when it's not to my advantage.

Contact "Honest Sam" via conventional black magick invocations,
or at samael@angelsofdisruption.com

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