Testimonials

People always ask me to withhold their full names. I wonder why? These are mostly from my pre-Internet days, by the way.

  1. "Before I signed up, you never would have convinced me that this self-destruction thing is worthwhile. But now I'm sold, and I can say that I've never been more fulfilled. It's so refreshing to be tormented by someone who knows what they're doing, who admits that they really are a monster!" - Catty B.

  2. "Honest Sam is the best lover I've ever had. He knows exactly how and when to twist the knife, not like my ex who just betrays me at random." - Sarah D.

  3. "I thought my ex had dragged me through the deepest depths of hell, but Honest Sam can always go one better. This guy has a disturbing level of understanding about just what will fuck you up the most." - Jason M.

  4. "He really means it when he says that Honest Evil is the best thing since sliced veins. Believed me, I've tried everything and nothing beats the shuggoth breeding program." - Sheila X. (recently deceased)

  5. "I've begged him to let me go many times, but then I realize he's the only one I can always have... and if I stopped things, I would miss the blood on the sheets in the morning." - "SD" (I think it's cute).

  6. "I thought it was just a joke, yo... but when I found what was left of her, I was like 'damn, Honest Evil is the REAL SHIT.'" - "G".


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